Alright?! I’m Jamie. I’m 25 years old, and on Thursday the 31st of October 2019, I’ll turn 30. I know, that’s a long while away but I was inspired by my mate Brendan recently to put together a list of goals and tasks that I want to accomplish by the time I’m 30 years old.
As I write this, I’ve got 1792 days to complete my list. A lot of the items here are things I’ve done before but, in retrospect, feel I could have done differently or perhaps didn’t take full advantage of. I hope you enjoy, and please feel free to start your own!
1. Become fluent in Italian.
I’m quite good at Italian, me. My listening is good and I enjoy a lot of Italian music, but since 2008 I haven’t really made much of an effort to improve at all.
UPDATE 10.3.2016: None.
2. Score a goal at Celtic Park.
I came agonisingly close to this a few years back. Playing up front in a charity match, I broke through one on one and curled a shot past the ‘keeper… only to hit the post. I collapsed in a bundle. I wince almost every time I think about that fateful afternoon in May 2012. This one is personal.
UPDATE 10.3.2016: None. I won’t be completing this challenge this year as I’m on holiday on the day that the game is scheduled to take place.
3. Gain my blue belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu
I love BJJ. I love watching it, studying it, talking about it and practising it. There’s something very humbling about training in the martial arts, and BJJ is one of my favourites.
UPDATE 10.3.2016: None.
4. Play an acoustic set or open mic night.
I don’t sing enough. I don’t play guitar enough. Hence…
UPDATE 10.3.2016: On the path! I also got very close to providing backing vocals for a gig at the roundhouse in London. This one should be done before the year is out.
5. See the pyramids.
The pyramids are mental. I want to see them for myself.
UPDATE 10.3.2016: None.
6. Fire a gun.
I’m not sure why but I’ve always wanted to fire a powerful gun at a target. I’m anti-gun, but there’s something I find fascinating about them that draws me towards this goal.
UPDATE 10.3.2016: Made it to Las Vegas, stayed in a hotel that offered a trip to a firing range, spent more time firing in to birds than firing at targets…Perhaps I can get this one done in Thailand.
7. Train Muay Thai in Thailand.
This is the most pressing item on my bucket list for me. I’ve trained Muay Thai for a long time, so to get back to Thailand and get stuck in again is something I’m really keen on doing. I’m looking at March or April 2015 as a potential date.
UPDATE 10.3.2016: I’ll have no issues completing this, but it didn’t happen in March or April! She is desperate to return to Thailand and I could be doing with some proper training before I’m going to be able to box, so this would tie in well.
8. Refrain from alcohol for 365 days.
I went a bit mental over the festive period this year, so I reckon a year off the sauce wouldn’t be a bad thing.
UPDATE 10.3.2016: Why did I ever add this to my list? Went a bit mental over the festive period this year too..
9. Gain a promotion in my current job.
Moving away from home and leaving my job gave me a sense of perspective that I didn’t have when I was there previously. I know what I want to do now and I know how to go about it. My next step is to achieve it.
UPDATE 10.3.2016: I got to the final stage interview for a promotion in October but was unsuccessful ultimately, a decision that actually seems to have worked out well in hindsight given how much the job requirements of the role in question have changed. I made a lateral move for a short period, but with the amount of movement that’s about to take place in the next year this could be a possibility if I actually want to progress.
10. Run a marathon.
My mate Dave ran a marathon once, and the photo he took of his blisters would put you off marathons for life. Fortunately for me, I’m a bit daft.
UPDATE 10.3.2016: One of the ‘physically fit’ challenges. I had been struggling with a back injury since December but now that’s resolved and the better weather is in I should be in a better place to achieve these goals over the summer. 26 miles but? ufft.
11. Climb Mt. Fuji.
I arrived in Japan last year just 2 days before the climbing season ended. I was a bit gutted, but I’ll get up there some day before I’m 30!
UPDATE 10.3.2016: Given that I’ll only spend 4 days in Japan this year, I’d say this one is unlikely. The problem with this one is that the climbing season is really only July-September, but those months are an absolute bawache in Japan because of the heat at that time of year which inherently makes me want to stay away.
12. Walk the West Highland Way.
I first learned about the WHW from my late friend Reamonn, who spoke positively and at great length about it. Since his passing, I’ve always said I’ll do the whole thing on my own.
UPDATE 10.3.2016: Another one I should have done by the end of summer.
13. Hunt, kill and eat my own food.
I like food, but I’m also very aware that I probably don’t know half as much about where it comes from as I should. Listening to a podcast about hunting recently inspired me to consider the possibility of hunting for my own meat.
UPDATE 10.3.2016: None.
14. See Celtic win away from home in Europe.
I’ve been to see Celtic play away from home in Europe a handful of times, and whilst I’ve saw us knock Barcelona out of the UEFA cup, I’ve yet to see us win.
UPDATE 10.3.2016: This one isn’t in my hands, and doesn’t look to be happening any time soon. A win at home would be welcome these days…
15. Compete in a boxing match.
For as long as I’ve trained, I’ve never found myself confident enough in my physical conditioning to compete in boxing. In retrospect, this seems like a bit of a cop-out.
UPDATE 10.3.2016: None.
16. Meet Kazushi Sakuraba.
My favourite MMA fighter of all time. I’ve came close on a couple of occasions, but his renewed involvement in the pro-wrestling scene in Japan might make him a wee bit more accessible.
UPDATE 10.3.2016: 4 days in Japan in May. I’ll see if it’s possible. I’ve been trying to assemble a collection of sponsors etc on Instagram to contact and ask how/where to meet him… he’s back training again so hopefully that pins him down a bit.
17. Learn to drive.
It’s getting silly now.
UPDATE 10.3.2016: What is it with birds and driving? I’m quite alright taking the shoelace express..
18. Visit Cuba.
Whilst glad to hear of the US relaxing it’s antiquated anti-Cuban legislation last week, I hope the influx of tourism from the US and the revenue it brings won’t dilute the wonderful culture of Cuba. I need to get there quick though, just in case.
UPDATE 10.3.2016: I came ridiculously close to the one. My cousin Sean turned 20 last month so I said we could go anywhere in the world he wanted. Initially he chose the US, but the fact he couldn’t have a beer in most states meant that was quickly squashed. Then he chose Cuba and we spent a month planning it, got guidebooks and ridiculous tropical shirts. Literally on the day we went to book flights he chose to go to Tokyo and Seoul, having sat on Facebook the night before and looked at my photos.
19. See Yokohama F.Marinos play again.
The friends I’ve made in the process of following and learning about that side are some of my closest, and it would be a great pity not to take in a match with those people again.
UPDATE 10.3.2016: DONE. May 27th 2015. Kawasaki Frontale at the Nippatsu Mitsuzawa. A 2-1 loss.
20. See a live UFC event.
I want to see Conor McGregor vs Jose Aldo for the belt in Dublin in April/May or JoJo Calderwood vs Carla Esparza at the Hydro in August. Make it happen!
UPDATE 10.3.2016: DONE. I saw Conor McGregor vs Jose Aldo at the MGM grand at UFC 194. Jesus, did I just say that? I booked my flights, hotel and accommodation whilst drunk, 5 days before the fight took place. Ever woke up with a hangover, a trip to Vegas booked and a £1500 hole in your bank account? Naw?
21. Visit the US.
I’ve spent that much time in Asia in the past 10 years that I’ve kind of neglected everywhere else. Also, food.
UPDATE 10.3.2016: Meeting EGJ from LA towards the end of 2015 really put the idea of visiting America to the forefront of my mind but when things fizzled out a bit I jumped the gun and went to Vegas. Tell ye what but, I’ve got stories…
22. Read the novels of Ernest Hemingway.
There are 10 novels, as far as I can count. I’ve read 3 of them so far and have meant to continue on since then.
UPDATE 10.3.2016: None.
23. Reunite with the Tokyo CSC.
Some of the best experiences I had during my time in Japan were with the Tokyo CSC. I’d love to meet them all again, whether it be in Tokyo or my native Scotland.
UPDATE 10.3.2016: Nobu, the head of the Tokyo CSC, was in Glasgow when I was in Tokyo last year… couldn’t make it up. I did, however, manage to meet and have a pint with the Seoul CSC, who were a great bunch. Again, I return to Tokyo on May 28th so will perhaps propose a meet up of some sort.
UPDATE 19.8.2016: I met up with the lads in the Tsurayacho hub in Yokohama on my trip over in May. We drank the beer and sang the rebs and all is right in the world again.
24. Have an article published.
I’ve had work published before, but I feel I could definitely have done more. With the possibility of the UFC coming to Scotland in the next year, I feel like I should perhaps step-up my interest and write more.
UPDATE 10.3.2016: I have done some fucking cool stuff in the past few years, but I haven’t bothered my arse to publish any of it. That being said, I did make an appearance on a Korean football podcast, and I also produced and published my own series of ‘mini-podcasts’ on the J-league at the request of a Japanese football website. I’m taking this one.
25. See James Taylor live.
I’m not a big fan of live music, but I’ve listened to James Taylor since I was 11 or 12 and would love to take my Dad to see him live.
UPDATE 10.3.2016: On tour in North America currently… get a move on Jamesy boy.
26. Buy a house.
I’ll try and push this one off for 2 or 3 years, but I’d like to own my own home before the age of 30.
UPDATE 10.3.2016: Well on course. I spent the second half of 2015 hoarding money and could pretty much get this done within the next year if I fancied. No rush, though.
UPDATE 19.8.2016: Was preparing to make an offer on a house in Germiston but it was taken clean off the market within 3 or 4 days of going up. It was a nice idea, but this one seems increasingly unlikely given the fact I’ll be moving away within 12 months.
27. Raise £1000 for charity.
Perhaps this could tie in with one of or all of points 15, 12, 10 or 4. I don’t do enough for charity, in my opinion.
UPDATE 10.3.2016: None.
28. Grow a beard
The sort of beard that kids are scared of. The sort of beard that gets you funny looks when you step in to an airport. The sort of beard that people just want to play with, but wouldn’t dare.
UPDATE 10.3.2016: DONE. After getting past 4 weeks of scratching away at my face in October, I’m now the proud owner of a shite ginger beard.
29. Travel in Ireland
I still maintain I haven’t spent enough time in Ireland, I maintain. Cycling is a nice way to travel. With cars or trains you can sometimes go a wee bit too fast, with walking it’s a bit too slow, but I’ll take what I can get.
UPDATE 10.3.2016: I went in February of 2015 for a few days, and I’m heading over to Dublin in 2 weeks for the centenary celebrations of the 1916 Easter Rising with Sean.My Irish heritage is an integral part of my identity, and I will make these trips a frequent occurrence for the remainder of my life.
30. Make it to 30.
This one might sound a bit silly but with the amount of stuff I’ve got to get through in the next 5 years, it might be a struggle. How will I go? Maybe on a firing range in the US whilst speaking Italian and wearing my blue belt in jiu jitsu. Seems fun.
UPDATE 10.3.2016: None.
SCORE SO FAR: 6/30
UPDATE 10.3.2016: If only I’d fired that gun in Vegas, got that promotion, played that gig or booked that flight to Cuba… Still, I guess I’m on course given that I’ll have 6 done by the end of the month.
As a side note, I’ve done some other things too.. Last year I spent a month in South Korea, where I followed a second division football team named Seoul E-Land FC around the country. They play in leopard print, were founded after this blog was first started, are deeply religious and are managed by a guy from Falkirk. Their fans, as new to the team as I was, were a deeply passionate bunch and their enthusiasm was infectious to the point where I’ve come home and followed the fortunes of the team quite closely.
Since returning from Seoul, I’ve been taking an intensive Korean language class and will look to take my TOPIK level one test in Paris in October, which will indicate an ability to communicate in basic written and spoken Korean with a knowledge of at least 800 words. I’m not quite sure why I’m learning Korean yet, as I had no plans to travel there this summer, but it’s a challenge and it offers me an insight to a society and culture that I knew next to nothing about a year ago but am quickly learning.
I’ve mucked around a lot when it came to my education over the years. I returned to full-time education in 2013 after taking a 4 year gap, and then proceeded to take another year to travel to Japan… I seem to have cracked it this time though, and have passed the first half of my second year comfortably. If, and it’s a big if, I can pass my exams in May then I’m guaranteed a place at Strathclyde University in the summer. That would be nice, but it’s not the end of the world if it doesn’t happen.
UPDATE 19.8.2016: I passed my exams, I’m heading to university next month. I was in Noge, Yokohama when I got the news. I sprinted up and down the street like I’d potted the winner in the World Cup final. What a relief. Strathclyde University are going to let me study Japanese history, can you believe that? It’s cheating. I’ll also be studying War, Terrorism and Conflict, Chinese politics and Genocide in the 20th century.
I spent another few weeks in Seoul this summer and seem to have landed myself a nice wee job with friends, if all goes to plan. I’m still studying Korean everyday, but I took a short break after coming back in the summer after I realised that once I began really studying again, that would pretty much be me for the next 6-7-8 years or however long I stay there. Going back to Korea with a good command of the language made my experience quite different, but I can’t say it let me down in any way. I’m excited for the year ahead, and the opportunities that lie at the end of it in Seoul